Ivory Comanche Peony TOP CF drawing more attention than the

drawing more attention than the wine stains on my ceiling from that unfortunate champagne-sabering incident we don't discuss at family gatherings

already envisioning my bathroom evolving from a mundane washroom into a veritable Eden of faux flora

its petals unfurling in a vibrant shade of chartreuse that would make even the most jaded florist swoon

Who knew the path to bathroom beautification could be paved with pint-sized porcelain posies

which is a relief because if it were green

Ivory Comanche Peony TOP CF drawing more attention than theI never thought I'd be the type to get excited about fake flowers, but here I am, practically swooning over a ceramic peony that's about as real as my childhood claims of being a professional chocolate taster. This ivory monstrosity, large enough to make my couch look like it's cowering in fear, has somehow solved the age old dilemma of "what to hang above your couch" without resorting to the clich?? family photos or those inspirational posters that